How to take a shitty picture of Los Angeles

Ok so here's what you do:
1.You go to the 6th street bridge in L.A where there is no parking allowed.
2.You have someone drop you off and make a u turn, in which during that process you'll be taking a picture.
3.You turn your ISO up way to high, that way all the grain can show in your picture
4.Pick an exposure setting that wont evenly distribute the lighting in the sky
5.Leave your tripod at home of course, lol that should have been step 2 actually.
6.Snap a few pics, change settings and snap again.
7.Realize that your ride has now turned around and get your ass back in the car before you get mugged hahah.

Im going back ASAP to retake this shitty ass picccccccccc